Edited by torriechick, 08 April 2010 - 09:21 AM.
** THE GREAT FORUM BUDGIE SMUGGLE **
#276 _torriechick_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:18 AM
#277 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:19 AM
But yeah, Budgie did a stint at my joint about June last year. I took him to the winternats, converted him to a State or Origin Maroons supporter, introduced him the chicks at work and gave him a few bob to do the Story Bridge climb among other things.
I reckon he has died of boredom, I mean, how much Atari (what is Atari anyway?) can a Budgie Bare?
Ya got me thinking though Skap (hence my throbbing headache). I reckon that once The B is released from his captors he will need to record a come back single. Something that will gel with the kids, R&B or Gang$ta style. He will need a cool stage name too, something like Bah' J or Budd G (nah, that sounds like Kenny G) maybe Lil' Bud or G-Bird, or Birdy GG.... oh the possibilities.....
Now I just gotta put my song writing skills(?)into action and get some material down on paper.
Edited by Big T, 08 April 2010 - 09:21 AM.
#278
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:22 AM
#279 _uncleian_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:27 AM
PS...budgie is in re-hab filling in for Tiger while he sinks his balls in a few holes.........
#280
Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:36 AM
That was almost a year ago.CARN' WAYNE!!!! WHERES THE FOTERS?
#281 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 08:53 PM
Due to an anonymous tip off I discovered a ransom video has been made and posted on youtube. I have called the Terrorist Hotline and have spoken to my lawyers who have advised me not to post the link to the video. I dont know who put the video on youtube and I dont know who the people are in it but I do know they are serious. The We Have Kidnapped Your Budgie video is real and these captors are armed with rolling pins and attitude.
I will refrain from pointing the finger as I guess the little bloke has just done a runner and found himself in a bit of hot water...... poor Budgie.
I dont know what to do? Does anyone have any experience in hostage negotiations?
#283
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:07 PM
#284
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:34 PM
Budgie: They say..... a keg of gold barbed wire,.....Oh!...how are you for Johnny blue?.......& an atari.
#285 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:50 PM
Matt - 26,359.79 Vietnamese Dongs is a lot !! Well, its a lot of Dongs anyway.
Col - Who is the Barbed wire for? Budgie? I hope he isnt trying to scam us. Not that I would put it past him.
#286 _Yella SLuR_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:56 PM
#287 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:05 PM
#288 _Yella SLuR_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:07 PM
#289 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:13 PM
#290
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:30 PM
And it smells like the work of the bluewiggle gang.
#291 _Big T_
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:50 PM
Hmmm.......................This reeks of a cover up
And it smells like the work of the bluewiggle gang.
Hey, hey, hey. Hang on a minute there bucko. The bluewiggle = Anthony Field. My name is Tony (short for Anthony) and my surname is Standfield. So if you are implying in some sort of shorthand code that I had something to do with this I am offended !!
This is how conspiracies begin.
I had nothing to do with this one either.
If you are seeing me now it means I have been murdered
If only she spoke the truth.........
Edited by Big T, 08 April 2010 - 11:54 PM.
#292
Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:55 PM
Edited by rodomo, 08 April 2010 - 11:55 PM.
#293 _Big T_
Posted 09 April 2010 - 12:08 AM
The underbellywiggle sounds quite comical. I can just picture this little fella doin' a drive by at the local kinder in the Big Red Car with Dorothy the Dope Smokin Dinosaur hangin out the window yellin' "cop a load of that ya carnts" (voice over by Roberta Williams (or my sister - same same) of course).
Scary thought really.
Edited by Big T, 09 April 2010 - 12:09 AM.
#294
Posted 09 April 2010 - 12:17 AM
#295 _Big T_
Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:29 PM
It went...it came back (as someone no longer wants to deal with the rubbish some around here spout - that thread being a part).....it has gone out (and has a long way to go)........he should surface soon.
Speaking of borrowing and returning, or passing on, when is that sunbird badge you have going to be sent elsewhere? Its been 4 months......
Grant..
Seems like Budgie is on the move again but unfortunately isnt too popular. I wonder who the kill joy who sent him back was or even if they exist?
Anyway, I'll believe it when I see it.
Here's hoping.........
/end rubbish spouting
#296
Posted 25 April 2010 - 12:04 PM
I dont think i'll get the time to sort out the photies to show Budgie's great time with us, but those who were there i'm sure witnessed his outrageous behaviour
Cheers!
#297 _Big T_
Posted 28 April 2010 - 12:28 PM
#298
Posted 03 May 2010 - 05:17 PM
So has anyone seen Budgie?
Budgie might have found his way to Un Zud. I'm sure I saw him wandering around town the other day.
#299 _Big T_
Posted 03 May 2010 - 06:02 PM
Edited by Big T, 03 May 2010 - 06:03 PM.
#300
Posted 04 May 2010 - 11:06 PM
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