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[S pack]

We wish you a Merry Xmas
We wish you a Merry Xmas
We wish you a Merry Xmas
and a truck full of Beer.

Thanks to everyone for making this forum such a great place. I've only been a member for just on 11 months but somehow it feel like years. Thanks.

May everyone and their families have a fantastic Christmas and an equally spectacular New Year.
Eat, Drink and feel Mary Merry.

Cheers
Dave.

[micklx]

Merry christmas to everyone and stay safe if you're out on the roads over the christmas / new year period.

[Stinga]

merry christmas to everyone on the best forum on the interweb!

stay safe, and spare a thought for all the Australian Defence members serving overseas while the rest of us enjoy Christmas/new years with our families.

[Stinga]

"Twas the night before Christmas and at the back of the lodge,
There wasn't a trace of a Valiant, Ford or a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped, and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Holden a bit.

I popped the chrome handles, and lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said" looks pretty good"
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good old Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said, "don't suppose you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said " No way Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've' got time we could go for a spin"!

His round mouth, all tied up just like a bow,
Turned to a smile, and he said "hey lets GO!"
So as not to disturb the neighbor's retreat,
We pushed the old Holden out into the street.

Then taking our places to coast down the hill,
I turned on the key, and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With the tyres cryin' and the exhaust all aglow,
We headed out to where all the holdens go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled, " Can't recall when I felt so alive!"
So I backed of the gas and said "you wanna drive?"
Old Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the old holden exploded with sound!
Santa let off the clutch, and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift to second, again into third!
I sat there watching, at loss for a word,

Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!"

[frash da bucket]

That was excellent MCH11N,

And to all of the staff who run the fourm,
A Very Merry Christmas to all,Ho Ho Ho.

Cheers John.

[Swarbs]

Cheers all
Have a good one

[mitchg]

Hope everyone had a wonderful day! I know mine was pretty memorable!

Family tradition is a 3 meat roast lunch at Nans on xmas day, followed by christmas cake and custard. Well this year it wasnt really to plan as the christmas cake exploded all over the kitchen while we were having the roast, making a mess of the stove, roof, walls and windows. Was really spectacular to see and could have been so much worse. Made a massive bang and at first we thought it was my 11 and 4 year old cousins as they were in the other room which has tv's and glass cabinets. But fortunately no damage was done though an hour was spent cleaning the mess in Nans kitchen.

Definately a memorable day and there are pics if anyone is really that interested lol.

Merry Christmas all!

[rodomo]

My dear ol' dad is 82 and suffering short term memory loss.
Puts something in the microwave on warp 9, forgets about it and goes and has a snooze.
I come home to meals and ceramics obliterated all over the inside of the microwave.

How old is your Nan?
Of course we want to see the pics.
http://www.gmh-toran...=1

[Mort]

A little bit late but Merry Christmas everyone, i hope you all got what you asked Santa for and maybe a little extra. As we approach the end of 2010 i hope everyone has had great year and for those of us that have not had such a good year may 2011 bring peace, happiness and good will to all.

Mort